Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Buildings Constructed: 48
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 261
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4473 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Emeralds Found: 5081 New Chunks Explored: 183078
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 379
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Dimension Hops: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Towns Built: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9639
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8157 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Ores Mined: 4250 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Animals Bred: 48
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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