Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SDpark – Minecraft Server

    SDpark – Minecraft Server

    Get on an exciting roller coaster, spin around in the teacups or play a game of SkyWars!

    The SDpark is a working Amusement Park Server made in Minecraft. Visit one of the many attractions, or play a mini-game such as SkyWars or SkyBlock. We have it all!

    The SDpark Team wishes you a lot of fun on the server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ecoredux

    Ecoredux

    EcoRedux

    Information:

    EcoRedux is a Crossplay Bedrock and Java SMP Towny/Factions Server!

    The Server is Similar to the Big java Servers SMPEarth and EarthMC and is a SMP With Towny (A Factions kind of System but Suited for more Earth Servers!)

    discord.ecoredux.net

    > Join EcoRedux! It is a Minecraft BEDROCK AND JAVA Edition Earth Server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MOGL

    MOGL

    About: The most advanced game of life in Minecraft, MOGL incorporates elements of GTA and The Sims but offers much, much more. Create a business empire, become a crime lord, or run for Mayor. Build your own home, roleplay with friends, and uncover the secrets of our world!

    Stock Market Player Businesses & Corporations Realistic Vehicles w/ Drifting Advanced Cooking System Gangs, Gang Wars, Arson, Prison

    AND MUCH MORE…

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eternitysmp

    Eternitysmp

    Welcome to EternitySMP!

    We have lots of packed feature to make survival fun! join us today, and make some shops or join your friends on a expedition.

    – Vote Tiers– No p2w kits or ranks– And so much more

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnEasyAlliance

    UnEasyAlliance

    It’s simple: You want to play Survival Minecraft. You want people who aren’t cheating to play with or maybe even against. You hate those typical factions plugins with claiming land and tpa commands. You want as close to vanilla experience as possible while also having zero rules in the game world itself?

    Uneasy Alliance is your server. We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. Join UneasyAlliance.com today, good luck. Join our official discord to get in touch with the community and staff. https://discord.uneasyalliance.com

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Animals Bred: 185 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • dotMINE

    dotMINE

    Swedish minecraft server with survival, towny, creative, funland, kitpvp and vanilla. Players of all ages and from all parts of the world.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Timemc

    Timemc

    ➤ A fun Lifesteal server ➤ Friendly Community and Friendly Staff ➤ No Lag and 24/7 ➤ Active Community ➤ Exciting Weekly Events ➤ Exciting Ranks with Cool perks ➤ Keeps You Updated

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SnifWorld

    SnifWorld

    A amazing survival server! This server includes: -Ranks! -A claiming system -Amazing and Nice Staff -memes -And An Overall Fun Experience! Shop Link: snifworldshop.buycraft.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhantasiaCraft

    PhantasiaCraft

    We have rebuild the themepark Phantasialand in Bruhl. Diffrent attractions are also working. Come and join our network today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minenox

    Minenox

    Hello everyone, I hope you are well. Welcome to my minecraft server Minenox with our first game mode which is Survival Vanilla, why vanilla and not custom, because I wanted to create something simple. I wanted to create this for new or veteran players to try minecraft 1.20 alone, with friends or someone you meet on the server, I just do it for you to enjoy. I have tried every way possible to reduce lag and make it the best experience for you, I have seen that many only like a vanilla Survival and never find it or it is poorly optimized. Also, the same players have said that they can’t afford a server or don’t know how to create one. With this is what I wanted to bring to the best community of all video games created to date.

    See you at minenox.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Andor

    Andor

    How many times have you found the perfect server, only for the owner to randomly close it down when you finally got settled down? This is the problem Andor strives to fix. It isn’t the flashiest server with advanced premium plugins or weekly large-scale events. Instead, I’m offering a server that provides a simple Minecraft experience. Andor has the most basic yet necessary plugins (i.e. EssentialsX, GriefPrevention, and others for administrative purposes) but other than that, it’s Minecraft in its purest form. Andor is the place to gather your friends so you can play together in a fun environment, one that you know won’t go away out of the blue.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stellar

    Stellar

    A fun survival server with plugins to add tons of new features and items. We have jobs and player stores. We do events on the server and we have a PvP arenas. We have a open and great community with a discord server, where you can chat with all of our members.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Free Build

    Free Build

    NEW SERVER! Welcome to Free Build, “The SMP Server”. The Free Build server is a 1.15 survival server with many gameplay options to make it a more enjoyable experience. This server was built based on the idea to keep the survival aspect untouched and add plugins to enhance the experience. Free Build comes with Jobs, 9+ Quests with ranks, Economy, Land Claim, Bosses, Crates, Warzone, Bounties, and much more!

    Join up to 3 jobs and earn points and money. Use job points to buy custom items in shop. Complete quests to earn ranks that unlocks more rewarding features, like more land claiming, more set homes, etc. Gear up to defeat bosses, mine ores, and defeat other players for rewards in the Warzone. Join now and see where you belong in this freeing world.In order to apply for staff, you must be have 6 hours of online time on the server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 65 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • marCloudMC

    marCloudMC

    WANT A GOOD MINECRAFT SERVER WITH AMAZING ANTICHEAT?

    Check out marCloud MC – A high quality Minecraft Network with variety of games protected by an advanced auto-ban AntiCheat. We offer you games such as Bedwars, Skywars and even custom ones like OITC, CubeRunner, KnockIT, Luckrace and many more!

    Check us out: marcloud.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cumhuriyetroleplay

    Cumhuriyetroleplay

    Cumhuriyet Roleplay Azerbaijan server is a very high quality, developed and entertaining server, everyone is invited.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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