Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraftcool

    Minecraftcool

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    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostTesting

    HostTesting

    It’s an anarchy server. Do whatever you want.. But: the IP will change every 3 months. The map will be saved, but performance will change. Here is a list of how many hosters the server has gone through: Aternos …

    Yeah… have fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhostDelta

    GhostDelta

    Hey! Welcome to GhostDelta! Currently we support from 1.14.4 to 1.16.1! This is a Minecraft server started by me and my friends! We currently have a Towny like survival up and Skyblock. At the moment we have Prison and another type of towny survival in progress. We hope you enjoy your stay here!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mines Excavated: 1695

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Surventure lifesteal

    Surventure lifesteal

    Surventure Minecraft SMP has all essential features to provide the best experience to all of its players. It supports Java and Bedrock and has customs jobs, shops, custom enchantments, an economy system, daily rewards, auction house,pets,chat games,pinata vote party,events,quests,crates,ranks as well as lots of other neat stuff.

    To connect with Bedrock (PE), use the following IP and port…

    – Bedrock IP: mc.surventure.xyz

    – Port:

    2206

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlesioCraft SMP Vanilla

    PlesioCraft SMP Vanilla

    Plesiocraft is a community focused server that features many exciting build projects. The diamond based economy is a key part of the server, ranging from shops and services to real estate sales and auctions. Whether you like building or you want to run a business, there is certainly a place for you! The server is strongly moderated keeping the community safe from harm. We are looking for valuable members to come and join us in our adventure.

    The world is 9 months old with a rich history. (It was reset for 1.16.) Some vanilla tweak data packs have been added to improve the experience.

    Joining the server is like coming to my own home and I welcome you. As such, I expect you to be kind, respectful, and decent. No profanity or dirty language. Avoid spam. No griefing or hacking. Misbehavior will be dealt with personally.

    Join the Discord and apply for whitelist! Discord: https://discord.io/plesiocraft

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Game ROom

    The Game ROom

    Vanilla fun with land claims to protect your cool builds! Single Player sleep so you dont need to wait for other players to find a bed. Level up by mining/farming/fighting mobs and get extra XP for it! Fresh new server. Good for you and your friends to get ahead!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeeNilla

    BeeNilla

    Beenilla, a semi-vanilla, nice and friendly server, with an ever-present staff, is here to deliver to you the best Minecraft experience.

    Current features: – semi-vanilla – grief prevention – custom economy – no pvp – player shops – frequent events – resource world – creative and survival worlds

    Come join our family, forge your own unique path and BEE-TASTIC!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Axeius eSports Minecraft Community

    Axeius eSports Minecraft Community

    Survival, mcMMO, Custom Quests, Custom Shops, Ranks, PvP, Crates 4x Give Ranks 15x Custom Quests and More Quests will be added

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7711
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shroomcraft

    Shroomcraft

    Hello Shroomies! S2 is now officially out!! The new IP is MC.shroom-network.com. Thanks for everyone’s patience! Here’s what new -Harsher economy -Smaller spawn due to lag -Official crates -Everything is reset -A fresh and cleaner look -Envoys within 1k of spawn -An event server that contains more than 3 events Please let us know if you have any feedback, especially the shop as we are testing a new economy. Thanks to all!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegacyAZ

    LegacyAZ

    -=-LegacyAZ-=- *NEW PRISON SERVER* *NEEDS STAFF* *MINE AWAY* *WEEKLY GIVEAWAYS* *KEYALLS* -=-JOIN NOW!-=-

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2609 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Coffey MineCraft

    Coffey MineCraft

    Fun PVE, no Grief, survival server. Visit the web site at: http://coffey-minecraft.com (Build in process)

    Come join the fun! And some fun with Dogs.

    -Coffey

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lifesteal survival

    Lifesteal survival

    Hello, we are a completely new independent server eager to grow together with its community.

    We are in the ALPHA phase and we hope you can play with us, if you have any complaints, questions, errors, or whatever, enter the discord and let us know 😀

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6541
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Metro Factions

    Metro Factions

    Welcome to Metro! Listed here is the Factions server out of our network.

    I’ve aimed to fulfill the community aesthetically by providing a server that looks and feels like home. We’re jam-packed with custom enchantments, earnable custom kits and crates, insane custom items, an economy built by an economics student, wager 1v1s, and more. I release new updates & Drop Parties every Friday. We’re built entirely off of the community’s requests.

    For the people, by the people! Hope to see you soon!

    Join our Discord by using /discord in-game! 🙂

    Our website: http://survivemetro.net Owner: Twitters | Brams#0925

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SDpark – Minecraft Server

    SDpark – Minecraft Server

    Get on an exciting roller coaster, spin around in the teacups or play a game of SkyWars!

    The SDpark is a working Amusement Park Server made in Minecraft. Visit one of the many attractions, or play a mini-game such as SkyWars or SkyBlock. We have it all!

    The SDpark Team wishes you a lot of fun on the server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5967 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ecoredux

    Ecoredux

    EcoRedux

    Information:

    EcoRedux is a Crossplay Bedrock and Java SMP Towny/Factions Server!

    The Server is Similar to the Big java Servers SMPEarth and EarthMC and is a SMP With Towny (A Factions kind of System but Suited for more Earth Servers!)

    discord.ecoredux.net

    > Join EcoRedux! It is a Minecraft BEDROCK AND JAVA Edition Earth Server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7136 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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