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Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7934	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Animals Bred:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	163
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Divine Spears Created:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8864
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	2987	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28