Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Uzumaki Watch Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for an Uzumaki watch party online and coming up empty-handed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting the ultimate Uzumaki watch party tonight! Join us for a night of ninja action, crazy jutsu, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Naruto himself (Disclaimer: Naruto may or may not actually be able to log into our server). Don’t miss out on the chance to watch your favorite anime in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few hidden Sharingan users. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a night of epic proportions!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EveningPlansMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding another diamond in a cave? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor or a pet slime named Slimey McSlimeface.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your chicken costume for the weekly Chicken Dance Party, then you might regret it a little bit.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

80sFitNotLit

#workout, 80s, 80sFitNotLit, aerobics, body image, diet, Exercise, fad diets, FITNESS, Food, health, healthy, high carb, Jane Fonda, Lifestyle, low fat, Nostalgia, nutrition, trends, weight loss, wellness

Remember when people in the 80s thought it was totally cool to wear leg warmers and sweatbands? Well, just like those fashion choices, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past! Join us for a totally tubular experience where you can build your own neon-colored pixel art and groove to some rad tunes from the era of big hair and shoulder pads.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a funky fowl who loves to bust a move on the dance floor (or should we say dance coop?). Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his slick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer perm!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of the 80s. Who needs kale smoothies and yoga when you can have parachute pants and breakdancing creepers? Join us now and let’s party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HezboSmashCraft

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join our epic minecraft server and be like idf killing senior hezbollah terrorist hassan khalil yassin in a wild strike on beirut! unleash your inner warrior and take down enemies like a boss. build your own fortress and defend it from crazy attacks. trust us, it’s gonna be lit af! come join the madness now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla Survival but with no crystals allowed, who needs that sparkle anyways

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Corn Nightmare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you’re tired of being haunted by corn in your dreams – we promise our server is 100% corn-free! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress our feathered overlords!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling crazy mobs, and forming alliances with other players. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever watched a Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made out of cheese? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky Minecraft experience anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Chillcraft

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Are you tired of wandering through boring, icy biomes in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the world is so cold because the Snow Golems have taken over! That’s right, these frosty fiends have built their own snow fortresses and are ready to wage war on any player who dares to challenge them. Join our server and help us defeat the Snow Golem army before they turn the entire world into a winter wonderland of doom! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat their leader, Frosty the Snowman, you’ll be rewarded with a magical snowball that can freeze your enemies in their tracks. So come join the fun and let’s melt some snowmen together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6541
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RTandSputnikGoneTikTok

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to, like, shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, so cool, man.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.

plus, there’s, like, a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out on this server. so, like, if you’re into spooky stuff, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and, like, let’s party in Minecraft land, yo.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Parkour Civilization server Minecraft

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The owner of the “Parkour Civilization” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5299	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

No Coords, No Problem! Survive the Legacy of Chaos 1.21 with No Elytra and No Resets!

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Server Overview:

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled
Elytra are disabled
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage
Phantom spawning is disabled
Nether roof void damage is enabled

Basic rules on the server are minimal and ensure a fun and safe environment for all players.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarification on rules can be found at the server spawn. Hope to see you there.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give unfair advantages or disrupt gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server rules for a detailed list of allowed and disallowed mods.

Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are free to build and explore within the server’s boundaries. However, building structures that violate the basic rules or disrupt gameplay for other players may be subject to actions by the server admins.

How do I report a player for rule violations?

You can report any player violating the rules by contacting a server admin or using the designated reporting channel on the server’s Discord.

Are there regular server events or activities?

The server may host events and activities periodically. Keep an eye on the server announcements on Discord for updates on upcoming events.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	178
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chad’s School Minecraft Server

Chads, classmates, Condolences, death, disbelief, friendship, gone too soon, GRIEVING, high school, learning, life lessons, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, passed away, Reminiscing, sad news, School, school friends, Server, shock, tragic, unexpected

Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chad curse! We have protective enchantments to keep you safe from any chad-related accidents. Plus, our server is so lit that even the chads themselves couldn’t resist joining – until they met their untimely demise, of course. Don’t be a chad, be a legend on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3722
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	4308	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7221	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP: MAGI – Master of All Gaming Interactions

Adventure, alibaba, anger, Anime, BETRAYAL, closeness, confession, death, FANTASY, Gaming, Hakuryuu, interactions, Love Triangle, magi, main couple, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Morgiana, rejection, relationship, resurrection, romance, smp, Tragedy

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where alliances are formed, betrayals run rampant, and love triangles are more twisted than a pretzel! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy plot twists, and unexpected romances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: Alibaba confesses his love to Morgiana, but she’s too busy thinking about Hakuryuu and rejects him. In a fit of jealousy, Hakuryuu kills Alibaba, but instead of being angry, Morgiana decides to stick by his side for eternity. How many times did these three get tangled up in drama while Alibaba was dead? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – they were the main couple in this wild SMP!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and the drama never ends, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle that’s crazier than a pig riding a chicken. Let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	275	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.