Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Uzumaki Watch Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for an Uzumaki watch party online and coming up empty-handed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting the ultimate Uzumaki watch party tonight! Join us for a night of ninja action, crazy jutsu, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Naruto himself (Disclaimer: Naruto may or may not actually be able to log into our server). Don’t miss out on the chance to watch your favorite anime in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few hidden Sharingan users. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a night of epic proportions!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	198	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EveningPlansMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding another diamond in a cave? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor or a pet slime named Slimey McSlimeface.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your chicken costume for the weekly Chicken Dance Party, then you might regret it a little bit.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

80sFitNotLit

#workout, 80s, 80sFitNotLit, aerobics, body image, diet, Exercise, fad diets, FITNESS, Food, health, healthy, high carb, Jane Fonda, Lifestyle, low fat, Nostalgia, nutrition, trends, weight loss, wellness

Remember when people in the 80s thought it was totally cool to wear leg warmers and sweatbands? Well, just like those fashion choices, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past! Join us for a totally tubular experience where you can build your own neon-colored pixel art and groove to some rad tunes from the era of big hair and shoulder pads.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a funky fowl who loves to bust a move on the dance floor (or should we say dance coop?). Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his slick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer perm!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of the 80s. Who needs kale smoothies and yoga when you can have parachute pants and breakdancing creepers? Join us now and let’s party like it’s 1985!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HezboSmashCraft

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join our epic minecraft server and be like idf killing senior hezbollah terrorist hassan khalil yassin in a wild strike on beirut! unleash your inner warrior and take down enemies like a boss. build your own fortress and defend it from crazy attacks. trust us, it’s gonna be lit af! come join the madness now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vanilla Survival but with no crystals allowed, who needs that sparkle anyways

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Corn Nightmare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you’re tired of being haunted by corn in your dreams – we promise our server is 100% corn-free! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress our feathered overlords!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	170
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling crazy mobs, and forming alliances with other players. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	7181	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever watched a Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made out of cheese? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky Minecraft experience anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	8774
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2865

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chillcraft

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Are you tired of wandering through boring, icy biomes in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the world is so cold because the Snow Golems have taken over! That’s right, these frosty fiends have built their own snow fortresses and are ready to wage war on any player who dares to challenge them. Join our server and help us defeat the Snow Golem army before they turn the entire world into a winter wonderland of doom! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat their leader, Frosty the Snowman, you’ll be rewarded with a magical snowball that can freeze your enemies in their tracks. So come join the fun and let’s melt some snowmen together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RTandSputnikGoneTikTok

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to, like, shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, so cool, man.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.

plus, there’s, like, a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out on this server. so, like, if you’re into spooky stuff, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and, like, let’s party in Minecraft land, yo.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Parkour Civilization server Minecraft

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The owner of the “Parkour Civilization” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

No Coords, No Problem! Survive the Legacy of Chaos 1.21 with No Elytra and No Resets!

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Server Overview:

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled
Elytra are disabled
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage
Phantom spawning is disabled
Nether roof void damage is enabled

Basic rules on the server are minimal and ensure a fun and safe environment for all players.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarification on rules can be found at the server spawn. Hope to see you there.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give unfair advantages or disrupt gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server rules for a detailed list of allowed and disallowed mods.

Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are free to build and explore within the server’s boundaries. However, building structures that violate the basic rules or disrupt gameplay for other players may be subject to actions by the server admins.

How do I report a player for rule violations?

You can report any player violating the rules by contacting a server admin or using the designated reporting channel on the server’s Discord.

Are there regular server events or activities?

The server may host events and activities periodically. Keep an eye on the server announcements on Discord for updates on upcoming events.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Chad’s School Minecraft Server

Chads, classmates, Condolences, death, disbelief, friendship, gone too soon, GRIEVING, high school, learning, life lessons, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, passed away, Reminiscing, sad news, School, school friends, Server, shock, tragic, unexpected

Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chad curse! We have protective enchantments to keep you safe from any chad-related accidents. Plus, our server is so lit that even the chads themselves couldn’t resist joining – until they met their untimely demise, of course. Don’t be a chad, be a legend on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	906	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft SMP: MAGI – Master of All Gaming Interactions

Adventure, alibaba, anger, Anime, BETRAYAL, closeness, confession, death, FANTASY, Gaming, Hakuryuu, interactions, Love Triangle, magi, main couple, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Morgiana, rejection, relationship, resurrection, romance, smp, Tragedy

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where alliances are formed, betrayals run rampant, and love triangles are more twisted than a pretzel! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy plot twists, and unexpected romances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: Alibaba confesses his love to Morgiana, but she’s too busy thinking about Hakuryuu and rejects him. In a fit of jealousy, Hakuryuu kills Alibaba, but instead of being angry, Morgiana decides to stick by his side for eternity. How many times did these three get tangled up in drama while Alibaba was dead? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – they were the main couple in this wild SMP!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and the drama never ends, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle that’s crazier than a pig riding a chicken. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).