| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5292 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 162 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1544 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3953 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5583 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
