| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!
But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8091 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us on our server where you can build your own vault, complete with working toilets and a never-ending supply of Nuka-Cola. No need to worry about paying for extra microtransactions, because here everything is free!
But that’s not all, folks! We have special events like Deathclaw rodeos and Ghoul beauty pageants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with legendary loot and dancing mole rats.
So why wait for Bethesda to fix their game when you can join us and experience the true post-apocalyptic fun in Minecraft? Grab your pickaxe and power armor, and let’s survive and thrive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.
So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3265 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 667 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8002 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.
And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
