| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Ores Mined: | 5852 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.
So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us as we embark on the Refraction Railway Line 3, where the MirrorClock OrangeRoad will take you on a journey through time and space. But beware, for the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering are waiting to challenge your skills.
But that’s not all! We have Target Extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. Can you take on the challenge and come out victorious?
And if you’re a fan of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, then you’re in for a treat, as our server is directly tied to those games. Expect spoilers and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and craziness. See you in the game, adventurer!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and leave your acidic worries behind as you embark on a journey to build the most ripped and muscular Minecraft character ever seen. Our server is so epic, even helicobacter bacteria won’t stand a chance against your strength and determination.
Don’t let a little bacteria stop you from enjoying life and coffee. Join our server now and let’s show that faggot bacteria who’s boss!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8541 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2045 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that).
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated paradise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2713 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our server has custom weapons like the “Chicken Blaster 9000” to help you defeat them.
Once you’ve conquered the chicken army, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. But be careful, because there’s a rumor that a giant spider named Fluffy guards the biggest loot of them all.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly “Pig Racing” event where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Pig Racing Champion. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you fall victim to the deadly traps set by the server’s mischievous admins?
Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew building blocks could be so much fun?
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Proof of a Hero, a mythical item that will grant you unlimited power and riches. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing zombies and a group of singing creepers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, when you hear Mori’s sick beats echoing through the server, you better be ready to face the music – literally!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so funky?
Join us for a wild ride of emote-filled battles and dance parties. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9322 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Who knew Minecraft and Final Fantasy could go hand in hand? And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBAGENERAL NEWS event that will have you hunting for treasures like never before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have cross-region data center travel tests happening until Patch 7.0. Travel the world of Minecraft like never before! Plus, PvP Series 5 will have you battling it out in epic showdowns until Patch 7.0.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our meetups where you can watch Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, Digimon Tamers, Konosuba S3, Dungeon Meshi, Shogun, and even enjoy movies like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2814 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Emeralds Found: | 5501 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
