| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 43 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7559 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Ores Mined: | 4433 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!
Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 157088 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.
So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Ores Mined: | 6478 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1889 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9790 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
