| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a house out of solid gold blocks? No problem, just ask the friendly Ender Dragon who doubles as our resident interior decorator.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a fire resistance potion.
So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fallout Bros, a group of players who have survived countless battles and emerged victorious every time. Rumor has it that they once took down a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a wooden sword.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a mutant cow into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks? Or build a base inside a giant mushroom cloud and call it home sweet home? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?
Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7040 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs as we explore the wackiest creations ever seen in the Minecraft universe. From giant flying pigs to underwater castles made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “more cake”).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like Veda the Twitch queen with 5,187 viewers, or Shylily the mystical streamer with 3,641 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English stars like KSPKSP from China with 3,499 viewers or orkpod from Russia with 3,397 viewers.
Need a break from all the vtuber madness? Check out our exclusive Twitch Clips Guide or VOD Archival Guide. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have Koikatsu cards for some virtual SEEEEEEEEEX!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the party. Who knows, you might even run into Limealicious or Momotexx celebrating their birthdays with Coqui and Sugi Aoki. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6317 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8633 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where the possibilities are endless. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Why not! Want to challenge your friends to a build battle and see who can create the most ridiculous creation? It’s all possible on our server.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and flying pigs. The only way to find out is to join our server and start crafting your own epic adventure. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 271 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5580 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and embark on a quest to find your Minecraft soulmate! Whether you’re building pixel art together or exploring the Nether hand in hand, love is just a /tp away. Plus, our server is so inclusive that even creepers are welcome to join in on the fun (just watch out for their explosive personalities).
So why waste time trying to navigate the complexities of real-life relationships when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the pixels do the talking for you!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3900 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
But that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 418601 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8890 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
