Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9987 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4466 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1445 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 192 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 719 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).
Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?
Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.
So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
