Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4556 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5657 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).
Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?
Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.
So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
