/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	337
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	5240
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6929	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Emeralds Found:	2452	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Animals Bred:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockBusterCraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The-Farm MC

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Welcome to The Farm MC!

Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

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CasualCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	103.152.196.66
Features	Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

What makes CasualCraft special?

RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft?	No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
Are there any age restrictions on the server?	While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft?	No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.