come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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