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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
Divine Spears Created: 26 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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