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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Ores Mined: 1517 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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