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UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	968689	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	3305
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	735640	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	506	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	294
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9630	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3