Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Zombie Dances: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 736 Falling into the Void: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Animals Bred: 181 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Zombie Dances: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 336748 Potions Brewed: 123

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7838
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Alien Abductions: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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