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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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