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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Mines Excavated: 4143 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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