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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Animals Bred: 26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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