Heart Patch Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandGriefers

Arctic, Danes, denmark, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefers, international relations, national security, opposition, political tension, poll, public opinion, sale, survey, territorial dispute, threat, united states, US

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, advice, attracting a girlfriend, DATING, dating tips, Enchanted, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, girlfriend characteristics, girlfriend material, girlfriend qualities, girlfriend search, girlfriend search advice, girlfriend search strategies, girlfriend search tips, long term relationship, love, Quest, relationship, relationship goals, romantic partner, Tips

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	6872	Players Killed by Monsters:	3414
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	1623	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	209	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	203	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	373058
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9109
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Star Shards Collected:	285
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	226114
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Divine Scrolls Written:	17