Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 3641
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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