Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Star Shards Collected: 155 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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