Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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