Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Magic Items Found: 5213 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Buildings Constructed: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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