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JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyParentz

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Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

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Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	163
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

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Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	1239
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

War Projector Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	5501	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5599	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2