Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelPotionCraft

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Do you know what you can’t live without, even if it costs you your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear? That’s right, it’s our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of rare blocks. Legend has it, anyone who finds this chest will be granted the power of infinite building creativity and will become the ultimate master builder in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to see who will be crowned the Chicken Champion of the server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and music discs galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RussianBlockParty

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we kick out russian scientists for fun!!! like, who needs science when you can build cool stuff in minecraft, amirite?? we have lava pits for them to fall into and obsidian jails to lock them up in. join now and help us get rid of those pesky scientists, they don’t stand a chance against our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare mobs to battle. so what are you waiting for?? join now before the russians take over and turn everything into a science experiment gone wrong!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Twente Uni Molecular Madness

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yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz our peeps at Researchers University of Twente done gone and developed a method for molecular computing with autocatalytic reactions! like, who even knows what that means but it sounds super fancy and important so u know dis server gonna be lit af! come join us and be part of the most high-tech minecraft community in da world! we got redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind and crazy builds that will make u question reality. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of dis epic adventure, join now and let’s get our minecraft on! 🤪🔥🚀 #molecularcomputing #autocatalyticreactions #minecraftmadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Elysia: Where We Build Pixels and Make Friends! 🌟🚀🌈🎉

armor stand, BUILD, Chat, Community, donator perks, Economy, elysia, Friends, Grief Prevention, inventory, LGBTQ, Modes, pixels, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, Redstone, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voting, Web map, Whitelist, world border expansion

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us	Vanilla experience with a few plugins for grief prevention and additional features. Whitelisted server with LGBTQ+ friendly community.
Players	16+ dedicated players with varying skill levels and activities.
Features	(Opt-in) proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PvP, decorative player heads, community decisions, sleep skip.
Non-Features	No keep inventory, different modes than survival, economy plugins, donator perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply for the whitelist here.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity is a core belief of the community.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Some unique features include proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, and gradual world border expansion.

Q: Can I engage in PvP on the server?

A: PvP is opt-in only on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	699698

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vtuber Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Content Creator, digital entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, interactive experience, internet culture, Japanese pop culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, Otaku, Paradise, Server, social media, streaming platform, virtual avatar, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber consumer, vtuber media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground society of vtuber fans who communicate exclusively in vtuber memes and references. Want to join a faction led by a virtual anime girl who can summon diamond swords with just a wink? Or how about participating in a server-wide event where everyone has to navigate a maze filled with traps set by a mischievous virtual cat? Only the true vtuber enthusiasts can survive and thrive in our wacky world. So, if you think you have what it takes to be part of our vtuber-loving community, come join us and let the virtual chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

bullet hell, Cheating Detective Satori, creeper, cuddles, Cute girls, doujin, doujin music, Dream Logical World, Fan art, Fangames, Hero of Ice Fairy, high score, Hug, Lotus Eaters, Manga, Minecraft, official releases, Shooting games, smp, Steam, touhou, touhou project, Wonderful Waking World, ZUN

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

Apology, bad mood, busy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, full-time job, generation gap, Job, JobCraft, mom, mother-daughter relationship, part-timer, Persuasion, reminder, School, self reflection, Understanding, unemployed mother, Working

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyParentz

appreciation, care, compassion, CraftyParentz, family, Generosity, Gratitude, guidance, influence, Kindness, lasting impact., lessons, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, role models, sacrifice, Support, upbringing, VALUES

Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6178	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	9022
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1975
Farms Harvested:	712	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	9816

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.