Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
New Chunks Explored:	401980	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

bullet hell, Cheating Detective Satori, creeper, cuddles, Cute girls, doujin, doujin music, Dream Logical World, Fan art, Fangames, Hero of Ice Fairy, high score, Hug, Lotus Eaters, Manga, Minecraft, official releases, Shooting games, smp, Steam, touhou, touhou project, Wonderful Waking World, ZUN

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyParentz

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Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9503
Farms Harvested:	927	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3362	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

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Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Buildings Constructed:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Animals Bred:	57
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	123

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

War Projector Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.