Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	2388
Dragon Eggs Found:	6081	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RussianBlockParty

Academia, academic exchange, cern, collaboration, diplomatic tensions, European Organization for Nuclear Research, expel, expulsion, global affairs, international relations, November 30, PHYSICS., Politics, research, russia, Russian scientists, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, Scientific community, scientific cooperation, Scientific progress

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we kick out russian scientists for fun!!! like, who needs science when you can build cool stuff in minecraft, amirite?? we have lava pits for them to fall into and obsidian jails to lock them up in. join now and help us get rid of those pesky scientists, they don’t stand a chance against our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare mobs to battle. so what are you waiting for?? join now before the russians take over and turn everything into a science experiment gone wrong!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6277	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Twente Uni Molecular Madness

academic research, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, autocatalytic reactions, chemistry, computational biology, computer science, cutting-edge technology, Engineering, innovation, innovation in computing, madness, method, Molecular, molecular computing, nanotechnology, research, researchers, Science, scientific breakthrough, Technology, Twente, Uní, University of Twente

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz our peeps at Researchers University of Twente done gone and developed a method for molecular computing with autocatalytic reactions! like, who even knows what that means but it sounds super fancy and important so u know dis server gonna be lit af! come join us and be part of the most high-tech minecraft community in da world! we got redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind and crazy builds that will make u question reality. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of dis epic adventure, join now and let’s get our minecraft on! 🤪🔥🚀 #molecularcomputing #autocatalyticreactions #minecraftmadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Elysia: Where We Build Pixels and Make Friends! 🌟🚀🌈🎉

armor stand, BUILD, Chat, Community, donator perks, Economy, elysia, Friends, Grief Prevention, inventory, LGBTQ, Modes, pixels, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, Redstone, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voting, Web map, Whitelist, world border expansion

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us	Vanilla experience with a few plugins for grief prevention and additional features. Whitelisted server with LGBTQ+ friendly community.
Players	16+ dedicated players with varying skill levels and activities.
Features	(Opt-in) proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PvP, decorative player heads, community decisions, sleep skip.
Non-Features	No keep inventory, different modes than survival, economy plugins, donator perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply for the whitelist here.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity is a core belief of the community.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Some unique features include proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, and gradual world border expansion.

Q: Can I engage in PvP on the server?

A: PvP is opt-in only on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	5576	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vtuber Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Content Creator, digital entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, interactive experience, internet culture, Japanese pop culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, Otaku, Paradise, Server, social media, streaming platform, virtual avatar, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber consumer, vtuber media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground society of vtuber fans who communicate exclusively in vtuber memes and references. Want to join a faction led by a virtual anime girl who can summon diamond swords with just a wink? Or how about participating in a server-wide event where everyone has to navigate a maze filled with traps set by a mischievous virtual cat? Only the true vtuber enthusiasts can survive and thrive in our wacky world. So, if you think you have what it takes to be part of our vtuber-loving community, come join us and let the virtual chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1976	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	193
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

bullet hell, Cheating Detective Satori, creeper, cuddles, Cute girls, doujin, doujin music, Dream Logical World, Fan art, Fangames, Hero of Ice Fairy, high score, Hug, Lotus Eaters, Manga, Minecraft, official releases, Shooting games, smp, Steam, touhou, touhou project, Wonderful Waking World, ZUN

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

Apology, bad mood, busy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, full-time job, generation gap, Job, JobCraft, mom, mother-daughter relationship, part-timer, Persuasion, reminder, School, self reflection, Understanding, unemployed mother, Working

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	3480
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

bad habits, breaking habits, dropped habits, HabitDrop, habits for happiness, habits for health, habits for productivity, habits for success, habits for wellness, habits to break, habits to drop, lifestyle changes, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, smp, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	914	Ores Mined:	2214
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5535
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyParentz

appreciation, care, compassion, CraftyParentz, family, Generosity, Gratitude, guidance, influence, Kindness, lasting impact., lessons, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, role models, sacrifice, Support, upbringing, VALUES

Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, covert activities, destabilization, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, INDIVIDUALS, Instructors, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, MoldovaMayhem, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, security threats, Server, subversion, Trained, Training, undercover operations

So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

CASE, controversy, Corruption, Court, CraftyLePenFraudEU, embezzlement, EU, european union, far right, France, French politics, Justice, leader, Legal, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, Politics, prosecution, right wing, scandal, trial

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

activated, Countries, Craft, five senses, Forests, Fun, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, nature lovers, outdoor activities, Positive, Senses, Sensory, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, shared enjoyment, study, surroundings, Surveying, time in nature, Universal, Visitors

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Android toy, Future, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming devices, gaming evolution, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming technology, gaming trends, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, innovation, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, portable gaming, Server, steam deck 2, Technology, ue5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.