Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9120
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	257	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	150	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Towns Built:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	943156
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2765
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	126
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5607
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

YardSaleYikes

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Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”