join dis server if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventures of ur life!!! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn zombies into unicorns. but beware, there’s also a cursed chicken that will follow u around and steal all ur diamonds if u don’t feed it cake every hour.

we have a giant maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps, and if u make it to the end, u get a pet dragon that will protect u from any danger.

so come join us on dis server and let the craziness begin!!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1795 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

    TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

    Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

    Creeper Cologne Catastrophe
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

    Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

    So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 187
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Enchantments Applied: 152
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

    Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 693315 Dragon Eggs Found: 9954
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

    Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

    Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

    Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blockheads Gone Wild

    Blockheads Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

    Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

    So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Animals Bred: 134 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

    Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown
    Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

    And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

    But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

    So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 508 Ores Mined: 4671
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

    Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 5914 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

    FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

    Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

    Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2014 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

    VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 286 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

    Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

    So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 545
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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