so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 1119
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 373981 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 146 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2925 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Farms Harvested: 578
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8052 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Raftel

    Raftel

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

    NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6380 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

    Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyLoveReject

    BlockyLoveReject
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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