so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 2592
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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