so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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