BlockBusterBuddies – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, BlockBusterBuddies, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, mentors, Minecraft, motivation, motivation from books, motivation from people, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive influences, role models, self help, self improvement, smp, success, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Votes:	5944
Enchantments Applied:	137	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OMG, like if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro! Like, we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and another guy who has a pet zombie pigman that he rides around on like a horse. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a really intense game of tag.

But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.

So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

SpeedCrafters

Adrenaline Rush, breaking the speed limit, car speed, Driving, driving experience, fast cars, fastest speed, high velocity, highway driving, Pedal to the Metal, Racing, road trip, speed demon, speed freak, speed limit, speed record, speed test, SpeedCrafters, speedometer, speedometer reading, thrill of speed

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of driving at insane speeds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you speed demons out there! Our custom-built race tracks will have you zooming past your friends in no time, reaching speeds you never thought possible in a blocky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!

HateCraft: Europe Edition

chancellor, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, discrimination, Edition, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, freedom of speech, germany, Government, Hate Speech, HateCraft, international relations, policy, Politics, Scholz, Social Issues, united states, Vance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	872562	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!

Crafty Space Adventures

advanced civilizations, Adventures, biological evolution, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., complexity, Crafty, critical analysis, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary milestones, evolutionary process, extraterrestrial intelligence, hard-steps model, human evolution, intelligent behavior, Intelligent Life, intelligent species, reassessment, Scientific theory, Space, technological advancements, theoretical framework

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5928	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be droppin sick beats. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens layin diamond eggs.

but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.

oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.

so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.

CollideCraft

active player base., alliances, CollideCraft, Community, Content Creator, Development, Discord, discord server, enemies, Entertaining, Factions, Grief Protection, player sleep, Plugins, PvP, rules, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Support, Updates, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

CollideCraft Minecraft Server

Type	Semi-Vanilla Factions
Version	1.21.4

Overview:

CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!

Current Plugins:

Tree Capitator
ClickVillagers
CoreProtect
Drop Head
Improved Factions
TPA
Voicechat
Custom images on maps
One player sleep

Features:

Minimal Rules
Content creator friendly
Constant updates and development

Join Season 1 now! Discord Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join CollideCraft?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances.
Can I use mods on the server?	While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them.
How can I report a player for griefing?	You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat.

Simp to Schizo 1.20

2.0.., 4chan, Anonymity, board culture, community engagement, creativity, humor, imageboards, internet culture, internet subcultures, Meme culture, meme evolution, online communities, r9k, s4s, Schizo, schizo meme board, simp, simp board, social experiments, trolling, User-generated content

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

aita, awkward, Blood, Childhood, criminal record, Disappointment, extended family, family, family gatherings, Favor, financial requirements, foster system, Guilt, half-sibling, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, legal paperwork, NoSponsorSiblingAITA, permanent resident, SPONSORING

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and dealing with guilt trips from relatives, all while trying to build the ultimate blocky empire.

Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.

Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!

YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

10. Life lessons, 11. Self-awareness, 12. Personal development, 13. Looking back, 14. Inner child, 15. Wisdom, 16. Reflection, 17. Learning from the past, 18. Time machine, 19. Aging gracefully, 2. Time travel, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Past self, 4. Youth, 5. Regrets, 6. Advice, 7. Memories, 8. Growth, 9. Perspective, Minecraft, self reflection, smp, YouthfulBanter

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ores Mined:	9209	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dimension Hops:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MineTime WarpCraft

minetime, WarpCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crops Grown:	9122

Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

AP reports, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., crisis response, Development, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, international relations, military intervention, peace agreement, Peace Mission, peace talks, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping operation, Plan, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	192	Void Armor Forged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12

OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

EuroTroopzCraft

American troops, defense secretary, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, EuroTroopzCraft, foreign policy, global presence, Hegseth, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military commitments, Military operations, military presence, military strategy, nato, SECURITY, Troop withdrawal, US defense chief, Warning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8318	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AMERICAN TROOPS IN EUROPE NOT STAYIN’ ‘FOREVER’! DEFENSE CHIEF HEGSETH SAYZ SO! COME BUILD A BASE WITH US AND FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CREEPERS! MAYBE EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FROM HEGSETH HIMSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A COOKIE! #MERICA #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Ordinary server for survival server minecraft

Minecraft, ordinary, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

The description of the server server “An ordinary survival server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

EazySurvival.aternos.me:49542

TMW Modded Network

#english speaking, Adventure, amazing community, Community, English, Experience, flawless experience, Friends, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Network, Servers, TMW

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Modpack List (As of 15 February 2025)

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.34	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.4	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
OceanBlock 2	1.0.0	oceanblock2.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required, check our Discord Server)	5.0.7	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

Thank you for choosing our modded Minecraft network. We look forward to having you join us and being a part of our amazing community, good luck on your modded adventure! <3

Fertile Nexus 1.21.3

1.21.3, birthing, Body, Breeder Thread, breeding, childbearing, curvy, female, fertile, fertility, genetics, Girls, maternity, Motherhood, Nexus, Offspring, parenting, physique, Pregnancy, Procreation, Reproduction, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	8686	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why? Because the girls on here have bodies made for breeding! I’m talking pixelated babes with those blocky curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Join now and get ready to build some sexy pixel art with these Minecraft mamacitas! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into those square-shaped villagers… Ew.

NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, children, disagreement, Driving, Emotional Abuse, family, Father, hate, long distance, love, Minecraft, Niece, NieceBdayNoShow, Presents, Risk, Safety, selfish, Server, sister, snow storm, weather

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Star Shards Collected:	69	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Emeralds Found:	8831	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

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