HangryCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	925896	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	620
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PutinBdayWishCamKids

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come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	194	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	8930	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.