HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1348	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	5785	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	3137

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1919
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Enchantments Applied:	211	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.