HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5097	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Dimension Hops:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
New Chunks Explored:	476416	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	179	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	230

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.