hamiumMC ・ Season 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3771

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	8450
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchantments Applied:	299	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Votes:	6876	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	170
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1412
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6424	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	8029
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	4789	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9669
Void Armor Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Players:	93/400	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1