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| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 347 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 115 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 278 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3417 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
