So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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