So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Villages Defended: 16 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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