Hakuna MatataCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4721
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	3668
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	685896
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Farms Harvested:	272	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	247
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2211	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	56
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3