hajilE | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1364
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	7016
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Votes:	2934	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	3401
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Emeralds Found:	3746	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7373	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mines Excavated:	4896

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	174066
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Farms Harvested:	533
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4