lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Runes Activated: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

    Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9107

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3744 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magic Items Found: 2158
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 6654
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Zombie Dances: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 722 Mines Excavated: 2401
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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