Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4735	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Farms Harvested:	113
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	455
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sing4TheCash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	3373	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

15 Minute City Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

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Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	47

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

#announcement, action RPG, automata, developers, exclusive, Fun, game development, Gaming, gaming industry, insider information, Minecraft, News, nier, nier automata, NieR series, platinumgames, Rumors, Sequel, Server, Shift, shift up, speculation, stellar blade, upcoming release, ups, video game, yoko taro

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	274828	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4157

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HappyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5447
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9350
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1