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Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GooglyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Potions Brewed:	137

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CytoNetwork

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Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	201

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OmegaBlock

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Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

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🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

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Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

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u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Plant AI Paradise

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server yo! We got scientists up in here buildin’ maps of California plants like it’s nobody’s business. They got AI models predictin’ the distribution of over 2,000 species of plants, down to scales of a few square meters.

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

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SypherPK is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his gameplay videos and tutorials on various video games, particularly Fortnite. With a large following of over 3 million subscribers on YouTube and 2 million followers on Twitch, SypherPK is respected for his skill in gaming and entertaining content. He is also known for his positive attitude and helpful approach towards his viewers, often providing tips and strategies to help them improve their own gameplay.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2