Welcome to the HAF MINE server! This season we have a unique gaming setting of the 17th century on our server, which will add atmosphere to your gaming experience. Feel like a real politician, leading your faction in an era of change and discovery. Develop your state, build powerful fortresses and fight for influence in this exciting political world of Minecraft. Join us and become a part of history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Secret Passages Found: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Potions Brewed: 29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Queers Server

    Crafty Queers Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

    As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

    DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

    Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

    So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Towns Built: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Animals Bred: 130 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

    PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

    Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

    And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

    Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Villages Defended: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

    BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magic Items Found: 3782
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2270 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 140 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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